when you’re happy but dead inside #jetlagAF
“ok what had happened was...” - back with my dear friend and neighbor who said I can stay at her place anytime I need to get away from the kiddos (I think I heard this? ) anyhow, tomorrow! Or today. However your damn algorithm is working. Wednesday! Love you, @theellenshow #mostwelloiledmachineshowintown
oh just in the presence of greatness #jayfai
IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW!!!!! We made a last minute change and went to Bangkok for the last day of our trip, strictly to see the iconic Jay Fai and consume every single thing on her Michelin star street food menu. Line around the block even before she opens, some wait for hours upon hours. It is more than worth it.
BOUGHT A BRIDESMAID DRESS FOR A WEDDING THAT NEVER HAPPENED? SHITTY ROOMMATE? SIGNIFICANT OTHER WATCH A SHOW WITHOUT YOU? NO CLAIM IS TOO SMALL!!!! IF IT’S PETTY, WE WANT YOU! 💵👩⚖️ 💵 SUBMIT YOUR CASES TO INFO @CHRISSYSCOURT COM
oh dear @mj_day
#BRINGTHEFUNNY is on toooonight, 10/9c in NBC! I’ll be watching, nekkid, in Phuket if you’d like to join me!
I never have pictures of myself because I am selfless and am the designated photo taker and keeper for my family and no one else seems to care to be thoughtful and take good photos of me they merely click them off without paying attention to angles or lighting or general photo ambience. but it’s okay. such is the life I chose. (To john )