Not pictured: The horrific sunburn on my back
Have fun on tour B!
I have no idea what the other two do
How far do my arms go? Who knows
Thanks Bob for taking a nice family photo of us.
Congrats B and Griff!
Looking for the facial hair that doesn’t exist
When the water kicks in
Sorry, everyone. Forgot my password
“Aye” -The Fonz
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy were trying to reach me
I’d make a Bora Bora pun, but my so-called friends are just gonna roast me in the comments. So I give up.
I’ll take Saltwater In My Contacts for 500, Alex.
I guess it was an Incredible Coaster. #disneycaliforniaadventure
X marks the spot... and being underage
This isn’t a Vans ad... but it could be. @vans
Nah nah nah. Romp(him ), not romp(her )
Rippin the riva
Felt crazy today... went with two different types of jean
What’s crazy is we’re actually both 6’6” @disneyland #getmorehappy
It’s a Tide ad #gopats
And escape rooms.
That’s a depressed laugh because it started raining literally the day after leaving California
Love traveling with my writing partner, Casper the Friendly Ghost.
So bright. Wish I was holding sunglasses in my right hand.
Yeah, no, sure. I love kids.
Sox lost, if you can't tell
*Gambles on a cruise once*
Deal me in, guy.
"I feel like you don't like many people. Hopefully I'm not on that list.".... Me: *Looks to camera*
Just realized all our problems can't actually be solved by a can of Pepsi.
I may be smiling here, but my current face is the girl on the right knowing summer classes already started.
Fully a college student now🙌🏻🙌🏻 Congrats to the class of 2017🎓
When you're trying way too hard
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